Let me introduce myself!
I'm Donloyn (rhymes with salon) and I am the Ring Master of this Circus!
Why do I call it a circus?
Well, Motherhood is hard work. Add eight kids to the mix and it's sheer chaos.
I'm an author, wife, mother, chauffeur, chef, housekeeper, personal assistant, hair stylist, supreme advice giver, law enforcer, tutor, psychologist, nurse, referee, bad dream slayer and "great coffee that gets you through the day" connoisseur.
Our life is nothing short of a reality show! The Real Housewives have NO CLUE, and the Kardashians have got nothing on us! Plus, who has time to keep up with them when you're trying to keep up with all of this crazy!
♥ Donloyn, Manager of Mayhem